Player Bio

Player: Jared Payne, #8

aka Gravy

Gravy

Originally from: Bloomington, IN

Years on Madcow: 1

Past Teams: Shake, Skeet Shooters, Machine, Skeetpocalypse

College: IU

"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one could stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander. He's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah."