Willis

Madcow takes the Monkeybowl crown!

by Willis :: June 1, 2010 10:54 AM

Madcow kicked off the club season at Monkeybowl 22 in Nashville, TN. The 23-man squad was full of new faces with only 11 returners in attendance. As the first tournament of the year, it provided a great opportunity for the new talent to step up and make an impression.

However, it would be a trying weekend for everyone involved. Despite a week of mid-70's temps leading up to the tournament, the weather gods were not kind to the Cow and temperatures hovered in the 88-92 range on both Saturday and Sunday. Combined with high humidity, very low wind, and little cloud cover, this made for a tough weekend of ultimate.

Saturday started off slowly with close wins over Tanasi and LouEvil. Madcow had an early lead in both games but allowed the other team to climb back in. Ultimately, both rounds went to the cap, and the long games in the harsh conditions seemed to wear the team down a bit. By the time the third round started, Madcow seemed to be lacking the energy it had brought to the first two games. RobertCats jumped to an early lead and the Cow was never able to pull within striking distance. The final round, a crossover against a depleted Chain team, had a similar result. Madcow finished Saturday with a worse-than-expected 2-2 record, but still good enough to earn a first round bye on Sunday.

Saturday evening provided some much-needed relaxation and time out of the sun. Later in the evening, a handful of players braved the trip to downtown Nashville for the tournament party. The free beer was enjoyed by all, and after various games of skill the team eventually made it safely back to the hotel to rest before the Sunday push.

As stated above, Sunday offered no respite from the brutal conditions. By the time Madcow's first game started at 10:45 AM, the temperatures were already pushing the high 80's. The first round pitted the Cow against Grassy Knoll, a tryout team for Grit based out of Dallas, TX. Madcow showed some obvious signs of improvement over Saturday's play and dispatched Grassy Knoll relatively quickly.

Next, in the semi-finals, Madcow faced the same Chain X team that had beaten them soundly on Saturday. However, Sunday was a new day and Madcow's fresh legs and improved play were obvious from the beginning. Despite giving up a couple of breaks early in the game, Madcow stormed back to take half 7-6. Chain's low numbers was clearly taking a toll on the team, as they were unable to make the full-field deep cuts that they had been routinely scoring with on Saturday. Ultimately, after some big plays down the stretch by veterans such as Timmy Meyers and OB, Madcow defeated Chain X 14-12 to earn a birth in the finals. A number of guys in the tryout squad had very solid games, with Mitch and Gus notably distinguishing themselves.

In the finals, Madcow squared off against the home-team Tanasi. Tanasi had played as split squads on Saturday but combined into a single team on Sunday morning. Tanasi proved to be very effective stretching the field and made a number of great plays going up for hucks. However, Madcow's overall game was too tough and 'Cow ultimately clenched the tournament championship with a 15-11 victory over Tanasi.

Thanks to everyone involved in organizing the tournament - Madcow had a great time at its first-ever Monkeybowl. Madcow now takes a few weeks to focus on practice, with the next tournament falling on June 19-20th at No-Surf in Cleveland. See you there!

theiss

Motown Throwdown 2009

by theiss :: July 27, 2009 6:13 PM

A wet and cloudy morning met Madcow as the team rolled into the Detroit Polo club on Saturday to defend last year's tournament championship.  The herd was a bit thinned for this weekend's quest due to a number of weddings and a few lingering injuries, but with a couple of subs for each line and the highly anticipated return of Sitler from his Appalachian excursion, Cow was confident they could have another successful outing in the state up north.

With the threat of showers and thunderstorms waning early in the morning, the weather was looking better than expected and Madcow took the field to take down the first challengers, Midnight Meat Train.  There were a few minor hiccups and we weren't quite up to speed yet, but Cow rolled through the first game without much ado, winning 13-4.  The second game of the day featured the biggest opponent of the tournament in Chicago's Haymaker, a team that Madcow had already played and defeated three times this season.  Confidence was high from the previous wins, but the players knew they would have to take a big step up from the performance of the previous round.  Despite a great looking start from the D-line making some big plays in the first point (two of which were brought on contested foul calls), Cow couldn't seem to muster the fire, the focus, or the legs needed to keep the Chicago team at bay.  Some miscues on offense and a sloppy D-line offense weren't enough to get the job done, and Haymaker took advantage of the lackluster performance, winning 10-12 in the cap.

Clearly disappointed with this loss but knowing the day was far from over, Cow regrouped and rolled through the next game against Ann Arbor's Spoiler to win 13-5.  Next was another Chicago team, Beachfront Property, and Madcow came out firing and took half 7-1.  The players got a bit complacent and the D line offense again sputtered, resorting in a second half of trading points.  Clearly not how the players had hoped for the second half to go, but a win was still secured at 13-8.  The last game of the day was against the tricky old-timers of Real Huck, but the young legs of Madcow proved a bit too much for their big bag of crazy throws and the herd rolled through for a win at 13-3.

With the first day of play under their belts and a first round bye secured, Cow was able to relax for a bit and enjoy the burritos (pretty tasty, not bad at $5) and beer (which we pretended wasn't from the Ann Arbor Brewing Co).  The herd filled their thirst and stomachs as they tried to forget the sub-par play of the day and think instead on the improvements necessary for tomorrows run at the championship.  Some camped, and some stayed at Hump's house in Lansing to relax and rest up.  A notable victory of the night was made (loudly) by Willis in Ticket to Ride, as he was able to... have the most trains. Or something.

After a good night of rest, Madcow returned to the fields.  Some issues with a number of players arriving late for the warm-ups didn't seem to be the start Madcow was hoping for, and unfortunately this carried into the first game of the day.  Playing against Michigan State's team, Tuxedo, the herd came out slow and sloppy.  No one seemed to be running at full speed or fully focused for this quarterfinal game and it certainly showed.  Bad decisions, poor hucks, silly drops, and uninspired defensive play plagued the entire game for Madcow (with an exception for a sick layout bid to save a score in the endzone by Sitler - whose hand was then cleated, forcing him to play lefty for the last two games).  Brent Reeb has since expressed fear that our drinking water was contaminated with SlowCow, an anti-energy drink, which the play on the field seemed to support.  The young MSU players were running hard and not giving up, and the herd were having trouble elevating their game.  Despite being down at half, Madcow was able to summon the will to win and pull out an ugly win at 14-13.  Cow was able to regroup and bring up the tempo and intensity a bit to play the young Michigan team Spoiler for the second time this weekend, and put away the game with little danger at 15-6.

Reaching yet another tournament final, Cow faced off against the now very familiar opponent in Haymaker.  Nostrils flaring from the loss suffered yesterday, the Cow came out running much better than it had previously.  The first half was a bit messy with both Madcow and Haymaker coming up with a number of breaks and trading the lead.  Cow was able to take it to half at 8-7.  The second half featured less breaks, but still proved to be exciting with a number of spectacular plays including a layout grab by Axis past his defender to secure the disc inches from the ground.  Both teams were flying around the field, trying to will their team to the win, and the Madcow D was able to dig in and put the game away with a break at 14-13, successfully defending last years win.  Congrats go out to BMW for winning the MAD jersey, earning it by being a nightmare to any cutter he faced this weekend and coming up with some crucial D's.  The COW jersey was not awarded this weekend, with Biggs instead issuing a challenge to the players of the O-line to work harder and really step it up at the next tournament for a chance to wear it.

Probably not the prettiest weekend for the team, but Madcow was able to muster the fight to stay in and finally emerge on top.  The victory was a good cap to the first half of our season which was certainly successful.  Motown also showed that the herd has a lot of work to do in order to be playing at the level we expect of ourselves come regionals.  It's time to pound the track, up the plyos, and bring the desire to each and every practice.  Moo, bitches.  See you at Chesapeake.

rodger

SCINNY 2009

by rodger :: June 30, 2009 11:02 AM

It was a sunny Cincinnati Saturday morning at Scinny, but the heat and humidity gave it an uncomfortable mid-summer feel, not one of late June. Regardless of the weather, Madcow was looking to come out strong and take care of business on what would certainly be a long day of play. Traveling again with a big roster, Cow was able to overwhelm opponents and take the first two games of the day 15-2 and 15-3. The third game of the day was against Indiana’s Ruckus, and the Cow seemed to lose a bit of focus, just as it did a weekend earlier at No Surf. Ruckus used its athleticism, height and throwers to expose the Madcow D a bit in the first half with its deep game. As a couple of Hoosiers once told me, “shooters keep shooting,” and Ruckus kept the pressure on in the second half, but Cow adjusted on defense and capitalized on a few turns to create a little more of a comfortable cushion. Madcow’s O line did its part by playing cool, calm and collected, just as it did all day, as Cow took the game 15-9. The final game of the day was a crossover against Indiana, who traveled light and were playing down a few bodies. While Madcow seemed to be up comfortably,  Indy lost another player to injury and decided to call it a day before they dropped below 8 players. Final score, 9-5.

Timmy forgot to bring his lake and boat to Cincinnati, so the team had to settle for the pool at Willis’ parents’ house, some talkative little kids, sloppy joes, the world’s greatest margarita machine and the world’s greatest cornhole player and his sidekick, Robbie. A great night for all led to a rough morning for some, and some tree leaning, dry heaves and profuse sweating for others. Still, everyone made it to the fields in one piece ready to go for day two.

Cow picked up where it left off on Saturday and cruised to a 15-3 win over OU in game one. The second game was a rematch of Saturday’s pool play game against Ruckus. While the Cow might have lost its focus a bit a day earlier, its was all business on Sunday. Cow’s offense continued its hot play, and the D line wasn’t giving up anything deep this time as Madcow came away with a well earned 15-5 win.

In the final, Madcow faced a familiar opponent in LouEVIL, who had just won on universe point minutes earlier. Cow took control early, possibly to try to impress the newly formed sideline, as it rolled to an 8-2 lead at half. LouEVIL showed it had some fight left, and the Cow defense seemed to be showing the effects of a long, hot weekend, as the teams traded points to a 15-9 win and a Golden Gnome for Madcow. The defensive jersey went to Scott O’Brien, while the offensive jersey went to the eternal college student Jeff Kula. While OB’s win was pretty clear cut, Kula’s wasn’t without controversy, as he got most of his votes from those who were offended by his Billy Idol and Sublime impressions from the night before. But much like the 2000 election, Kula stole it and there was no giving it back. 

It was another sweet tournament victory for Madcow, maybe not as sweet as breastmilk... , but sweet none the less. For a handful of players, it was their last tournament of 2009 with Madcow as Scinny marked the end of the tryout season. Tough decisions will have to be made, and each face will surely be missed, but it hopefully will not be the last time these players cross paths with Madcow. As Cow closes one chapter, there is a lot of work to be done before the next one is written. Next up is Hoosier Hoedown, followed by Motown Throwdown. See you in Bloomington.

rodger

No Surf

by rodger :: June 23, 2009 1:19 PM

Madcow took to the fields early Saturday morning in different states of disarray.  Many of the crew had already been up since 4am in order to make the early drive and report time of 7:45am.  The skies opened up in a chafe-inducing rain, but it did not subdue the Cow.  Pool play Saturday was a success the first three rounds.  The players kept a focus and intensity as they met their teammates...some of which for the first time.  The old guard shook off the rust as the team stormed through Grand Trunk 13-6.  The next round brought the split squad from Forge to the field.  Madcow won a closer game 13-8.  The third round against Too Bad showed some quick deep strikes by our opponents, but after some minor adjustments, the Cow stampeded to a 13-4 victory.  The offense and defense were looking good, and the new faces were contributing across the board.  The fourth round against Chicago's Haymaker started shaky.  But, following a 2-0 deficit, Madcow ran ahead to a 7-2 halftime lead.  Feeling confidant in the game, the sideline overheard Axis commenting on his excitement to try the Venison Burgers at Timmy's.  Whatever the reason, the Cow lost some focus and Haymaker proved a worthy opponent never quitting.  The end result was a 13-11 victory for Madcow, and a lesson learned.

The tardiness of Saturday morning provided for an even earlier call Sunday morning.  Too early for the young Pitt team to show up.  After a few jokes of assessing points, Madcow came out hard and fast.  It was 6-0 before the young uns scored their first point on a nice low inverted forehand break.  Final score 15-4.  Madcow faced the Columbus Joyce team in the second round.  These guys are getting better every year.  They just need a little more depth...they had 8 on Sunday...but lots of potential.  After trading a few points, Cow was able to get a slight lead and edge out a 15-8 win.  Prior to the semi-finals of the event, the Forge captains asked to forge their split squad back together.  It was a good idea for an early season tourney.  And, it seemed to light a fire under the utters.  Cow jumped ahead early...causing an early timeout at 4 or 5 to zero.  Cow coasted through halftime, and traded points until they pulled out the victory 15-9.

The finals were another rematch against Haymaker.  This time, with the sweet taste of tournament victory so close...like the sweet taste of breastmilk...the Cow was able to fight through some early miscues and play a pretty boring game to get the victory 15-9.  Overall, the tournament was a great start to the season.  The Cow kept their heads through most arguments, and supported each other on the sideline.  Some good groundwork in strategy and style of play was laid.  With a long season ahead, the Cow was happy to start the season on a high point.  But, there is still a ton of work to go.  The offensive jersey went to Axis Sivitz for his non-stop motor over the weekend.  Timmy Meyers retained the defensive pride.  The best part of the weekend, and also the worst part, is that many players proved very good and yet will still need to be cut. Cuts keep getting tougher as everyone seems to bring some great qualities to the team.  See you in Cincinnati.

robocop

Central Open Regionals Write-up

by robocop :: October 19, 2008 9:35 PM

Madcow's 2008 regionals campaign began in pool play with a game against XMN. Ben "Biz" Sage got the team started right, scoring two early goals as Cow grabbed a few quick breaks for an early lead. Whenever the offense took the field it was able to score quickly, and the defense continued to make life difficult for XMN, leading to a 7-3 advantage at half. The second half was largely more of the same, with the O converting efficiently and the D pressuring every throw. Neil "the best player in Japan" Pallaver and Paul "I almost cut two of my fingers off the other day" Zaleski both made their presence felt on the D line, with Pallaver getting a couple D’s (not to mention a lay-out D that was called back on a fairly weak foul) and both players cutting effectively once XMN turned it over. Though the O got a bit sloppy down the stretch and gave a break back, the D continued to accumulate breaks. When XMN staved off game point by holding on O, the Madcow offense came out and worked the disc down the field, with Jimmy “Jimma” Hughes finding Phil "Robocop" Roebuck in the endzone with a hammer to end the game. Final score: Madcow 13, XMN 7.
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